Split My Balls! app for iPhone and iPad

Now with "Hairy Mode"!

This is an almost useless application - but very addictive! You will soon notice that you are splitting balls all the time.

You can zoom in to the balls infinitely. Hours of psychedelic ball-splitting fun!

Reviews:

"Well, perhaps I should work. Only one ball, then work... Or not."
- Developer

"Wow, I cant stop splitting those balls!"
- Random guy at the bar

"What, another crappy application? Stop wasting your time and get a job!"
- Developers girlfriend

"Split My Balls! is awesome! Now when I have it, chicks finally dig me! It even cured my cancer!"
- Developers imaginary friend (*)

Get it before its too late! Dont miss the ball-splitting train!

* This review was just a joke. There is no way this app could cure cancer.